top 5 phrases of the day

1) if your garbage bin smells alcoholic, it's time to empty the trash

2) living in a condition where you are isolated from family, close friends, and hot chicks, a huge ego goes a long way towards ensuring you remain sane and fully functional

3) hard work is not quite as important as making sure people have the impression that you are hard working: and the reverse, nothing is more foolish than a hard working person who is seen as lazy :p

4) if you want to destroy the body, take off the head first

5) that which does not kill me, makes me mildly irritated